"Until Boyd came along, our copy was dull and
lifeless. Now, our copy is alive and communicates our
message exactly. SumoWriter is a pleasure to work with and
he delivers quickly. Highly recommended!” -
G. Hirschhorn, Atlanta Film Festival |
WHY SUMO?
Business is
a game. Everyday it's win or lose. When you're fighting for customers and
battling for profits who do you want on your team?
A 98 pound weakling or THE POWERFUL SUMO?
You gotta take the Sumo.
Am I a real sumo? No. I can spell sumo though.
It's fun to say and easy to remember. Besides a
sense of humor, I bring a wealth of experience to the table to grant you
the following three wishes with my writing.
1) Make
you more money.
Cash by the truckload! Well, it could happen. Fact is, whether it's
writing an internal newsletter, crafting a sales brochure or just freeing you to focus on sales - my copy will make you money.
I work with words, that's my job. Your job is to build a business. Let me
help make that cash register sing.
2) Save you time.
Don't spend another minute worrying about your
big speech, website or mailer. Call me and get back to doing what you do
best. I work fast and smart. You don't have to buy me lunch or even meet
me in person. Phones and emails work just fine for me. If you do want to buy
me lunch though, I know this great little place around the corner.
3) Reduce your stress.
Know that I'm not a flake. You don't have to hold my hand or wonder
whether I understand your needs. I'll ask enough questions to know inside
and out your project, customer and goal. Then you'll get my best work on
time, as agreed. If your plans change, you just let me know. Life is
unpredictable. I'm not.
Plus, you get a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE and could receive FREE
WRITING FOR LIFE! 
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